PSA Friday: Spanx Are Your Friend

Chanel and Nia fresh from the Spanx Fall Fashion Week Preview Suite

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I would like to interrupt your regularly scheduled internet zshushing to bring you this Public Service Annoucement: Spanx are your friend. Yes, you dear. Whether you are 98 pounds or 298 pounds, all of us, every last one of us, looks better in clothes when our undergarments are up to par.

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This means that you've had a formal bra fitting and are wearing your correct size, that you have invested in at least one bustier, corset or all-in-one for higher breasts and a smoother tummy, and that Spanx are in your regular rotation. Even runway models like Chanel Iman and the perfectly petite Nia Long know that good undergarments are a necessary part of looking your best.

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Admittedly, I'm a little obsessed with undergarments. I've had Style Tips of the Moment dedicated to them, Joanne Borgella and I bonded over them, and I wouldn't be caught dead in a formal dress, or really any dress, without my boning on. As a matter of fact, I have an all-in-one on right now under a business suit! But this is because I feel so much more confident and powerful when I know that I am firmly nipped and tucked in all the right places.

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So my lovelies, banish back bubbles, erase unsightly rolls, and smooth away dimples by buying and wearing the best undergarments for your figure. It can be the difference between looking meh and looking out-of-this-world amazing!

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Coffee cake kisses full of love, Elle

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P.S. Fashion Week posts coming soooon!!

Public Service Announcement

I DONT HAVE TO TELL YOU THINGS AREN'T GOOD.

EVERYBODY KNOWS THINGS AREN'T GOOD!

WE KNOW THE AIR'S UNFIT TO BREATHE

AND OUR FOOD IS UNFIT OT EAT!

YOUNG PUNKS ARE RUNNING THE STREET

NO ONE KNOWS JUST WHAT TO DO

AND THERE'S NO END TO IT!

THE DOLLAR BUYS A PENNYS WORTH!

BANKS ARE GOING UNDER

CONGRESS ARE KEEPING A GUN UNDER THE COUNTER!

WE SIT WATCHING OUR IDIOT BOXES

WHILE SOME LOCAL ANCHOR MAN

TELLS US THAT TODAY WE'VE HAD 18 MURDERS AND 80 VIOLENT CRIMES

AS IF THAT WERE THE WAY THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!

WE KNOW TIMES ARE BAD!

WORSE THAN BAD!

PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!

ITS LIKE EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE IS GOING UTTERLY MAD!

SO WE NEVER LEAVE OUR HOMES

WE SIT IN OUR COMFY ABODES

WHILE THE WORLD IS GETTING SMALLER AND WE SAY COME ON!

AT LEAST LEAVE US ALONE IN OUR FAMILY ROOMS

LET ME HAVE MY MICROWAVE

AND FLATSCREEN

AND MY 20 INCH RIMS

AND I WON'T SAY ANYTHING! JUST LEAVE US ALONE!

WELL I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE YOU ALONE!!!

I WANT YOU TO GET ANGRY!!!!

I DON'T WANT YOU TO RIOT,

I DON'T WANT YOU TO PROTEST,

I DON'T WANT YOU TO WRITE YOUR SENATOR

BECAUSE I WON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU TO TELL HIM!!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE RECESSION AND THE INFLATION,

AND THE CRIME IN THE STREET!!

ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU GOT TO GET MAD!!!

YOU'VE GOT TO SAY;

I'M A HUMAN BEING DAMMIT!!!!!

MY LIFE HAS VALUE!!!!!!

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Yup, I'm loving some New Amerykah. Now back to your regularly scheduled fashion blogging...

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Public Service Announcement

I am now forced to interrupt my regularly scheduled fashion blogging for a Public Service Announcement. The Addict has already broken this whole situation down, but I would be remiss if I didn't put my official stamp of disapproval on Keyshia, Frankie, Neffe and the entire "The Way it Is" family.

That's all.