Tuesday, July 31, 2007

International Playas...from the Himalayaaas


Fierce! Gracing the cover of Vanity Fair's September Style Issue is Ms. Gisele, earning her keep as the world's highest-paid supermodel. She is killing it! She's actually showing Beyonce how the signature Beyonce look (lubed up legs, a short and sparkly, and a wind machine) is done. Perfecto!

In that same issue is the 68th International Best Dressed List. Try to care.
Women
Charlotte Gainsbourg
Princess Alexandra of Greece
Marjorie Gubelmann
Princess Mafalda of Hesse
Fran Lebowitz
Michelle Obama
Bee Shaffer
Tilda Swinton
Ivanka Trump
Renée Zellweger

Men
Tiki Barber
Jonathan Becker
Count Manfredi Della Gherardesca
Lapo Elkann
Richard E. Grant
Lenny Kravitz
Luis and Rafael Medina
Hidetoshi Nakata
Nicolas Sarkozy
Gay Talese

Couples
David and Victoria Beckham
The Earl and Countess of Cawdor
Damon Dash and Rachel Roy
Frédéric Fekkai and Shirin von Wulffen
Mitch Glazer and Kelly Lynch
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore
David Lauren and Lauren Bush
Viscount and Viscountess Linley
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Ruben and Isabel Toledo

Hall of Fame
Alba Clemente
George Clooney
Marina Rust Connor
Anderson Cooper
Sofia Coppola
Jemima Khan
Anna Piaggi
Um...yeah. Gisele is hot.
Photo via Style Crunch
List via Dlisted

News Desk Tuesday, July 31, 2007

FG Shifts Foreign Policy Focus to Nigerians

LAGOS — FOREIGN Affairs Minister, Chief Ojo Maduekwe, said yesterday that henceforth, Nigeria’s foreign policy would focus on the welfare of Nigerians while also ensuring the protection of Africa’s interest. MORE>>

Court Seizes 6 Alams' Firms

LAGOS — SIX companies belonging to former Bayelsa State Governor, Chief Diepreye Alamieyeseigha, were yesterday confiscated and ordered to be wound-up by a Federal High Court sitting in Lagos, while their assets running into billions of naira were ordered sold and the proceeds paid into the state government's account. MORE>>

Reporter, Others Probe how Britain Influenced Rigging in Nigeria

A British Broadcasting Corporation report claims that British colonial masters helped rig Nigeria’s pre-independence elections to ensure that a pro-United Kingdom party won. Mike Thomson, a former reporter with the UK’s Sky News, The Daily Mail and several other international media carried out the investigation, the BBC radio, reported on Monday. MORE>>

Uwazuruike, Risk to National Security

THE Federal Government on Monday told a Federal High Court in Abuja that it would be dangerous to release the leader of the Movement for the Actualisation of the Sovereign State of Biafra (MASSOB) on bail, because he allegedly posed a serious risk to national security. MORE>>

Monday, July 30, 2007

Talk to Me: A Must See!


This movie was sooooo good. Hilarious, moving, energetic and fun, this was a great way to spend a Saturday afternoon. Fabulous performances by Don Cheadle, Chewitel Ejiofor (hot) and Taraji P.

Best of all, the fashions were so much fun! Spanning from the mid-60's to the mid-80's, these were the best of times and the worst of times in fashion and style. Get thee to a movie theatre at once and see Talk to Me for yourself!



Chewi and Don

Cedric the Entertainer

Don and Taraji



Taraji with Director, Kasi Lemmons



The Luxe Life

Kanye and his equally fierce fiancee, Alexis, serve it up for Harper's Bazaar at his "pop luxe" LA pad. I can't go any further without saying that those Louis trunks are ridunkulous! Seriously, I'm over here drooling. Here's a snippet from the article:

When Kanye West is asked to describe his style, he pauses for a second – but only a second. “It’s like…pop luxe. Pop and Luxury. Everything about me is pop and luxury.” In West’s three-tier modern house at the foot of the Hollywood Hills, luxury is the thing you see. A pile of Louis Vuitton trunks greets guests inside the foyer; a waist-high neon-green Marc Newsom Dom Pérignon bottle sits in his office. Lush cashmere drapes line the windows overlooking Hollywood Boulevard. And a Crestron system allows West to control – Bill Gates-style – the house’s climate, lighting, and music from any computer in the world. Yet despite the obvious luxe, the home hardly feels like the pimped-out pad one might expect from a multi-platinum-selling rapper. Maybe it’s because West, 30, prides himself on being more than that, or maybe it has something to do with his fiancée, fashion designer Alexis Phifer.

These two make a fab couple. Snaps for them!
Now its time for a little fun. Come on, you're bored at work anyway. Remember those cartoons where you had to find the differences between two similar pics? Well, there is something in the pic below that is missing from the pic above. (Besides the obvious pink flower pillow on the floor.) Cue the cheesy music. Can you find it? Can you find it?



Yay! I know too easy. What do you want from me...this isn't Highlights Magazine mkay?
Still looking? It may be time to put the chief down.


For more snippets from the article, check out Concrete Loop.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Style Me: Shannon

In this installment of Style Me, Shannon is on the all-important search for the perfect pair of sunglasses before she heads away on vacay. Before our lil shopping jaunt, Shannon had convinced herself that sunglasses simply didn't work with her long, oval-shaped face. All but destined for a life of squinting, it was imperative for Elle to turn this around. After all, the ability to go incognegro at a moment's notice or instantly glam up any situation is priceless. Would we be able to find the perfect (inexpensive) pair and assure her that sunglasses are indeed her friend?


We tried on lots of different styles...


Armani Exchange $58



Marc by Marc Jacobs $90



Armani Exchange $58


Calvin Klein $55




Some just for giggles...


Geeky chic is just not Shannon...




"Where my Newports?"


"Seriously, where my Newports?"


Finally, we found the ones!


Round and slight cat-eyed with a retro feel, Shannon felt ultra-fab in these shades. And really ladies, the most important aspect of any look or trend is whether that particular item makes you feel gorgeous. If not, what's the point? And at $36, these Alfani sunglasses were a steal!


Success!

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Naija Bloggers and Personal Revelations.



I was just curious about bloggers and what is it they do online penning their stories regarding personal issues--their interest, purpose and ambition--and why blogging has been a medium from around which they express their feelings of life's journey to how they end up with personal revelations rather than using a diary or journal to take note of daily activities relating to their personal lives.

Browsing through the Internet and Googling on Naija bloggers, one could always muse about how blogging as therapy has changed people's lives as revelations from one topic to another on a things to do sort of way, that people are finding blogging as a way of life to let out what bothers them since the Internet nature of blogging gives readers a more personal stake and a sense of connection to a writer.

Blogs now function as online personal diaries which makes the said subject-matter quite interesting and fascinating. I did stumble into Anaedo's Periscope whose last entry was on Saturday, May 5, 2007 has in its home page Rod Serling's quote: "Every writer is a frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull." Anaedo's admonition equally shows he is a frustrated writer and decided to pen his emotional constipation in his blog. What a way to go and how blogging is lifting the spirits of those who got trapped in some kind of emotional mess. But, hey, man, that radio station is jamming, and I believe your sorrows will be gone with all that vibe.

In Adaure Achumba's Weblogazine, she writes practically about everything that comes her way including her own personal experience. I think this North Carolina bred girl really has something going on for her, now that she runs errands and getting paid for Ben Murray Bruce' Silverbird Group way down in Eko. Achumba who aspires to have her own news talk show one day has given her readers a kick and the fun is quite amazing. Go on, girl! Good for you!

Enter Frances Uku's Blog. According to her profile, she recently graduated from Havard University's American Repetory Institute now working in Los Angeles and getting paid sometimes to tell stories. I find her blog quite engaging, especially as versatile and committed to her career in theatre arts. Her blog tells a whole lot about her, from storytelling to her day to day runnings in the Los Angeles area. Keep on keeping on, that's all I can say, and keep the vibes for your readers blasting.

In Kingsley Duru's Blog, he wants his readers to pay attention to good home cooking as he provides the recipe for all sort of Naija-related dishes who acknowledges blogging is his "latest catch." Not much to say here but to hope that one day this ambitious man would be awarded a Michellin Star for preparing tasty dishes.

Ugo Daniel's Blog quotes William James as his source of inspiration as he also inspires others to plunge into personal territory revealing their innermost selves describing himself as "imaginative and sensitive, compassionate, kind, selfless and unwordly; intuitive and sympathetic highly skilfull and intelligent independent." Wow! That's some serious stuff, and hey, man, don't give up.

Last but not the least of bloggers who have found comfort in revealing what troubles them the most is Eyan's Nyjaguy Blog which opens with R. Kelly's "Go Getta" blasting out loud, playing over and over again as an indication something is really troubling this young kid. Nyjaguy is "Just thinking out loud." He writes: "Just an immigrant in US with positive attitude towards life. Here thinking out loud about sex, Nigeria, love, religion, spirituality, family, history, gadgets, sports, credit, technology, hobbies, politics, Africa, jokes, relationships, finance, money, investments, Nigerians in the Diaspora and so on and so forth."

Of course, he feels more comfortable putting himself out there telling the world something is amiss in his life and he will go get it. So too, are thousands of bloggers out there who feels the same like Nyjaguy and they would "Go Getta!"

Friday, July 27, 2007

Fab Look of the Day

No one does glamour quite like La Diva Latina! Here she is at the New York premiere of her new film, El Cantante. Yes, this is her standard per usual one-shoulder silouhette that we've already seen this week (see below) but hey, she knows what works for her. I'm loving the color and the drape. Really, she could have on a burlap sack and I would say it was fire. Viva!




Looking fabulicious at the premiere of El Cantante in Puerto Rico


Thursday, July 26, 2007

Steal this Look: Corset Belts

Jennifer Lopez gracing the cover of Fashion Rocks
Yes, once again, belts are the go-to accessory for Fall, but now your girl Elle wants them like she wants her men, the bigger the better honey! Corset belts are taking over, from dominatrix style metal and leather to sweet cotton sashes. Uber fashionable and figure friendly, what's not to love?
Beyonce at the BET Awards

Kanye's fiance Alexis out and about

Amerie performing in London


A cinch in the waist and a smile on the face = instant glamour darling. Now, the ladies below...they almost got it...very close....but no cigar.



Better luck next time!

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

News Desk Thursday, July 26, 2007

Yayale Heads Defense, Maduekwe, Foreign Affairs - as Yar'Adua Swears in Ministers Today

ABUJA — IMMEDIATE past head of the Federal Civil Service, Alhaji Yayale Ahmed, may emerge Defence Minister when President Umaru Yar’Adua inaugurates his cabinet today in Abuja. He is from Bauchi State.
Vanguard gathered last night that other high profile cabinet posts may be assigned as follows: MORE>>

Commissioner Accuses Kalu of Operating Foreign Accounts

ABUJA — A FORMER Commissioner in Abia State, Mr. Moses Agoh, has put more heat on former Governor Orji Kalu, accusing him of running the state treasury like a “family account.” Agoh who served as Commissioner for Finance under Kalu in a confessional statement to the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), alleged that Kalu had substantial interest in banks in The Gambia, Liberia and Sierra-Leone, and that EFCC’s allegations against Kalu were correct. MORE>>

Out To Kill The Sun

Since the media reported Wednesday that the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, (EFCC) has obtained an interim forfeiture order against the various assets of embattled former Governor of Abia State, Dr. Orji Uzor Kalu, currently being prosecuted by the commission, including The Sun Publishing Limited, we have been inundated with sometimes highly emotional enquiries from all over the world. MORE>>

APGA Crisis: Umeh Urges Police To Arrest Iwu, Okorie

The lingering crisis in the All Progressives Grand Alliance (APGA) has taken a new turn as the party’s Chairman, Victor Umeh, has petitioned the Inspector General Of Police (IGP), Mike Okiro, urging him to investigate and prosecute both the Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), Prof. Maurice Iwu, and former Chairman of the party, Chekwas Okorie, for criminal offences bothering on forgery and altering of documents to obtain leadership of the party. MORE>>

Orji Kalu Knows Fate Tomorrow

A FEDERAL High Court judge, Justice Binta Murtala-Nyako would decide tomorrow whether or not to admit immediate past governor of Abia state, Orji Uzor Kalu to bail. Kalu is accused by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) of allegedly laundering N2.7 billion belonging to the state for which a 107 count charge is levied by the anti-corruption agency. MORE>>

Yar'Adua Heads Energy Ministry

President Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, like former president Olusegun Oba-sanjo, may preside over the Ministry of Energy, THISDAY has learnt. The Energy ministry will comprise Petroleum Reso-urces, Power and Steel, under the restructuring and rationalisation of ministries done by the former president. MORE>>

Luxe Links


Great beauty trend for Fall: winged eyeliner. Do try this at home! Blogdorf Goodman

My latest obsession: sweet-as-cotton candy peeptoe stilettos by Christian Louboutin. Can anyone spare $815? I Heart Luxe

Your Fall lineup...of handbags that is. Courtesy of the fab-tabulous B.Scott. Love B.Scott

The Queen still reps for New Jerz... Thick Misses

Eva Mendes takes it off for the last issue of Jane Magazine. Hot! Yeah I Said It, And What?
That other Eva keeps it on for Bebe Sport. Blah. Just Jared

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Smell like Mimi


Mimi's debut fragrance, M by Mariah Carey, is launching soon. Here's your chance for a sneak preview! Click here for a free sample. As a warning, one of the "fragrance accords" is marshmallow. Effing marshmallow. Mariah is still a twelve year old trapped in a 37 year old body.

Here's what Mims had to say on a recent voice message via MariahCarey.com:
"I’m very, very, very excited about how the fragrance came out. Remember I was telling you that it was like I had so much fun you know working on it and stuff like that and so it’s really, I’m very looking forward to seeing how you guys like it, should be in stores by September and hopefully you like it as much as I do."
Hmmmm...what do we think it smells like? I'm thinking essence of champagne and spray tan, with sidenotes of silicone and a splash of crazy. And of course, marshmallow. Thoughts?

That Beckham Chelsea-Galaxy Exhibition Game

Without a doubt, David Beckham is not the greatest soccer player. Without a doubt, Beckham is overrated. Without a doubt, Beckham's $6.5 million a year contract with Los Angeles Galaxy has begun to sell all sorts of Bechham's gear at prices one could not even imagine. And without a doubt, jersey no. 23 for now will be selling like a hot cake, and will be a household figure among soccer moms who have taken their soccer fanaticism to another level. Go Beckham, go! You are the man of the hour!

And Beckham did arrive Los Angeles in a show Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, newly-wed actress Eva Longoria, Michael Jordan and a cast of celebrities stormed the Home Depot Center to watch the injured Beckham's only 16 minutes debut for the Galaxy in a 1-0 defeat at the hands of Chelsea last Saturday.

He had on Jersey number 23. No. 23 is a magic number. Jordan had it and gave Chicago Bulls 6 championships. Maybe, the magic will work for the Galaxy and Cobi Jones, Landon Donovan and the rest will win more trophies with Beckham's banana kicks as Jordan did for the Bulls with Air Jordan.

The game was explosive. The traffic was jammed. Hawkers made brisk business selling Beckham gears. The pubs were filled to the brim. Beckham cam was all over, the former English skipper had his name written everywhere as the City of Angels welcomed Beckham, Major League's Soccer $6.5 million a year man. The exhibition game was a commercial success for L.A. Galaxy and Major League Soccer. For sure, tickets will be sold out in any Beckham game.

Beckham may not be wearing his Kangaroo leather boots because "it's a crime in California to sell soccer cleats made from kangaroo leather." Also, the injured Beckham may not be playing for his new team soon until he is properly healed from his ankle injury.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Fug Faceoff













A tale of two fugs...
I hate this dress. B-list celebs on the other hand, freakin love it. Vivica wore it at the 2007 BET Awards, while Jenny McCarthy rocked it this past weekend at Vicki and David Beckham's Welcome Party in L.A. In my book, Jenny has the edge here because at least hers doesn't resemble body paint. Take it one size up next time, Viv.
What do you think? Who wore it best?

Ask a Fab Gay Man: 5 Ways to Look Sexy



Legendary designer Valentino is known for his elegant and opulent haute couture and ready-to-wear collections, but now he's also helping us ladies find our sexy. The five steps below (via In Style's August issue) are great ways to implement a little sexy into your everyday life, while of course, remaining the lady that you are.

And divas, if you don't already have a fabulous gay man in your life to alert you to such things, "Ask a Fab Gay Man" will now be regular addition to inawordfab. Let's face it: a GBFF is pretty much a necessity these days. From beauty to dating, fashion to etiquette, Broadway to business, the right gay man can always provide just the right amount of spicy fabulousness to help you maneuver any situation. Have a dilemma only a gay man could solve? E me at inawordfab@gmail.com and I'll see that it gets into the right hands. After all, behind every great woman is a fabulous gay man...

And who better to begin with than the fierce fashion icon, Valentino. Look and learn my lovelies!

Five Ways for Every Woman to Look Sexy

1. "Even the most beautiful clothes can't do all the work," says Valentino. "So before anything else, you must believe you can be sexy. Every woman can."

2. "How would you like to walk? When you decide, practice how to move. Use your hips-and a mirror. Nobody does this naturally. Trust me, no one."

3. "People don't want to admit they pose, but how you sit is important. Never plop down. Lower yourself onto a sofa at a slight diagonal. Of course it's deliberate, but it works!"

4. "You can't be sexy without a beautiful smile (but never show your gums) or shining, healthy hair," says the designer. "Don't trust Mother Nature. She's too busy."

5. "The way you speak can bewitch. Low, slowly, and always looking the listener right in the eye. And nothing matters more than how you say hello and goodbye."

Sunday, July 22, 2007

News Desk Sunday, July 22, 2007

N33 Billion Alleged Loot Trial: Prosecute Other Ex-Govs - Kalu, Dariye, Turaki, Nyame's Kinsmen - Supporters Storm Abuja Prison

THE incarceration of four former governors at the Medium Security Prison, Kuje, Abuja has increased human and vehicular traffic in and out of the prison as visitors trooped in to see the embattled erstwhile state chief executives. This happened just as their ordeal created ripples among their kinsmen. Some of the kinsmen backed the action against the former governors while others described it as a witch-hunt. MORE>>

South East Speakers Endorse Prosecution of Kalu, Nnamani, Others

The South-East Conference of Speakers has endorsed the prosecution of former governors alleged to have looted the treasuries of their respective states. The lawmakers noted at the inaugural meeting of the conference in Enugu State on Friday that the issue of corruption was something every Nigerian condemned. MORE>>

Refineries: Leaked Presidential Directives Influenced Dangote's Withdrawal

Indications emerged on Saturday that the Bluestar Oil Services Limited withdrew from the deal on the Port Harcourt and Kaduna refineries following a leaked directive from the Presidency. It was gathered that the Presidency gave a directive for the revocation of the deal at a meeting with the heads of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation and the Bureau of Public Enterprises on Tuesday July 17, 2007 at the State House. MORE>>

Don't Be Too Greedy - Jakande Tells OBJ

Second Republic governor of Lagos State, Alhaji Lateef Jakande says it is dishonourable for former president, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo to be hustling for power after office, especially with the way he ‘hijacked’ Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) Board of Trustees (BOT) chair. MORE>>

South East Speakers Push For Uwazuruike's Release

Speakers of the State Houses of Assembly in the South East Zone have thrown their weight behind the current trial of former state governors for alleged corrupt practices, while in office by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), saying that the proper handling of the alleged charges by the commission would go a long way in stabilizing the nation’s democracy as well as ensure that prudence was introduce in the governance of the country. MORE>>

Optimism on Nigeria's War on Poverty

Let's be honest, Nigeria has a poor image. Most outsiders think of it as an oil-rich, corrupt place where there are regular kidnappings and outbreaks of religious violence... I was asked recently to find out what progress Nigeria was making in meeting United Nations anti-poverty targets - targets like reducing the proportion of people living on less than $1 a day, and improving education for poor children. MORE>>

Thursday, July 19, 2007

News Desk Thursday, July 19, 2007

PDP North Rejects OBJ as BOT Chairman

MEMBERS of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the three geo-political zones of the North have asked for the replacement of former President Olusegun Obasanjo as the chairman of the party’s Board of Trustees (BOT). MORE>>

EFCC Fails to Arraign Nnamani

CONTRARY to expectations, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) failed on Wednesday to effect the arraignment of former Enugu State governor, Dr. Chimaroke Nnamani, before the Federal High Court, Lagos. He was also not brought before the court. MORE>>

Kalu, Turaki: Increased Security Vigilance at Kuje Prisons

There has been an increased security alert at the Medium Security Prison, Kuje, Abuja following the large number of visitors that has been trooping to the place in recent times. The number of visitors to the place has substantially increased since Monday, as a result of the incarceration of the former governors of Abia and Jigawa states, Chief Orji Kalu and Alhaji Saminu Turaki. MORE>>

Dubai Govt Deports Alams

WARRI — THE Dubai government has returned former governor of Bayelsa State, Chief Diepereye Alamieyesiegha, to Nigeria, aborting the medical treatment he was undergoing in the Arab Emirate. MORE>>

Dangote, Others Pull out of Kaduna, P-Harcourt Refineries' Deal

LAGOS — BLUESTAR Consortium, comprising the business interest of Alhaji Aliko Dangote and Mr. Femi Otedola, has pulled out of its purchase of the Kaduna and Port Harcourt Refineries, belonging to the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). The implication is that Nigerians may have to contend with the problems associated with imported petroleum products for much longer. MORE>>

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The Reality of 'Governor' Ohakim's Visit and the Organizing Committees

by Ambrose Ehirim

The Internet crackpot was at it again. Barely two months in office from an election that was marred by widespread scandals of irregularities, a gullible and vulnerable Imo State indigenes in Diaspora endorsed a fraudulently elected Ohakim's proposed visit to the shores of America.

I read most, if not all, of the comments regarding a governor with the desire to visit the United States who is yet to appoint his commissioners and other related portfolios in the state. Also, I received numerous calls questioning on what basis should Ohakim be visiting U.S. when a case load of unresolved issues are hanging on the state.

I am quite sure many of Ohakim's friends tried to talk him out of it for the fact it was not yet uhuru for a troubled state and the entire 'nation,' even though the supposed beneficiaries of Ohakim's august visit may have felt disappointed for a once in a lifetime opportunity that has eluded them. Of course, the same political stupidity was seen in Achike Udenwa's administration when backlog of teachers and civil servants salaries were left unpaid while the do-nothing ex-governor embarked on touring the United States which became part of a conduit to launder money and shady real estate investments.

In a related discourse, I had argued the governor's visit was uncalled for and did not make any sense for the so-called organizers to be applauding the governor's visit which eventually triggered a net of confusion. Though, I did not expect the confused who had taken one thing to be another to listen to me. All I had been concerned was for the governor not to dabble into some nasty political tactics that has gotten officials of the previous administration into all kinds of trouble.

I heard Ohakim is a good man and has maintained his integrity all along. I also heard he is a man of principle without blemish dating back to his days of stewardship in the Coal City. The question here is: Why would a good man in that capacity allow himself to be dragged by a vulnerable Imo "Diaspora elite" that had lost every sense of purpose in building community? Why would Ohakim who supposedly should know the implications of such a fragile visit start with a dirty slate when he is barely two months in office? Why is it so important that this governor whose election is still questionable be rushing to the States on a visit that has nothing to do with the affairs of state and other pressing problems in Imo? And why should one be paying $50 a plate dinner in what if all had been well and appropriate, a town-hall meeting format with no cover charge?

But somehow, Ohakim listened. His visit as reported in the eleventh hour was postponed or entirely cancelled. What would have been more irresponsible was for his counsels and staffers not making a stronger effort to talk him out of it, or letting him go off on a dangerous mission which could possibly haunt him for the rest of his term in office.

However, in a similar argument I encountered with Innocent Osunwa, the radical teacher who would talk you into the night concretely endorsed Ohakim as a good man, knowing him personally from childhood, and disturbingly stressed Ohakim should not find solace with Imo Diaspora if he wants good governance to prevail in Imo State. "Ohakim should not allow his good name to be tainted by an inept and confused Imo Diaspora bunch," Osunwa continued.

Meanwhile, circulars were rolling around all over the Internet about Imo State Union meeting which would be held at 400 South La Brea Avenue in Inglewood, California. Osunwa talked me into attending the meeting in order to confront the organizers of a $50 dinner plate round table conference with Ohakim. I had considered not going, but Osunwa insisted the only way our "grievances" could add more meaning to discouraging such visits in future would be showing up at the meeting to express our opinion.

On the morning of Sunday, July 15, 2007, Osunwa called me to remind me of Imo State Union meeting as we earlier discussed the past week. I was not sure what made it necessary for me to attend a meeting Osunwa had been tyring to sell to me, even though, his registration as a member expired long time ago. His persuasion had made me consider a whole lot of things: One, I'm Igbo Diaspora; two, I am an Imo indigene residing in Los Angeles where the said meeting is being held; three, I am thinking it's my duty to be responsible for the well-being of my state of origin; four, I am thinking, too, that the only way to effect change is by getting involved and five, I could care less and do not want to be bothered.

I heeded Osunwa's advice and off I go to Imo State Union meeting in Los Angeles. It would be my first as an observer since my name is not on the roll call. I had arrived a little bit behind schedule and bumped into people I have not seen in a while. Not too many folks had arrived, though, which is typical of Igbo-related meetings.

After a long wait for a quorum to be formed, the meeting commenced with the usual opening prayers followed by the rituals of breaking and sharing kola nuts. It was on this day I noticed the unique tradition and cultural heritage of our ancestors had been altered. According to a new fabricated custom, a kola nut must be 'clothed' to avoid its nakedness before sharing. What that means is, cash must be donated generously toward a kola nut clothing before it could be shared among the members. Money donated generously on behalf of the kola nut goes to the coffers of the organization in session. Whatever happened to the status quo?

As it happened, the meeting was in order and top on its agenda was Ohakim's visit. Minutes of the previous meeting was passed through to members and all typographical errors and amendments were made. The question and answer session relating to Ohakim's visit was really fascinating. There were ambitious men who had political interest in Ohakim's administration which had something to do with the $50 dinner plate round table conference and had solidly backed the "governor's" visit on the ground it was good for the people of Imo State in Diaspora. There were, also, curious men who felt delighted to dine and wine with a fraudulently elected governor.

But I did pop the question, nevertheless, which raised some eyebrows. I had questioned the validity of Ohakim's visit and why would he be visiting the shores of this land when he is barely two months in office. I had also questioned the need for applauding a fraudulently elected governor. Hell broke loose after my questioning to a point I was told to "go home and see what will happen to you," that I will not have the privilege to see a governor who stole the peoples mandate. Imagine!

While we are at it as one is weary of pointing out, no one, absolutely no one, seems to remember Ralph Uwazuruike has been indefinitely locked behind bars while his co-defendants - Frederick Fasheun, Ganiyu Adams and Dokubo Asari - who had been accused of the same crime are now walking the streets free of charge. Afenifere and other related Yoruba elite and cultural groups did its job by setting Fasheun and Adams free at all cost. So, too, is Dokubo-Asari. Where is the Igbo leadership?

Model of the Moment


Name: Djimon Hounsou

Background: Oscar nominated actor and former model hailing from Benin

Stats: 43, 6'2, and currently booed up with the forever fabulous, Kimora Lee Simmons

Why I love him: As a man of a certain age, it is amazing that Mr. Hounsou is looking just as hot today as he did in Janet's classic "Love Will Never Do" video, which was shot 17 years ago! Someone give this man an award. Nothing can brighten up a dreary Wednesday like greased up chocolately sexiness. Thank you Shesus.


Images via Bossip

Winona Ryder Covers Vogue (and she's stealing again)

Sticky Fingers Ryder is at it again. And this time she's stolen Elle's haircut! I literally just chopped my hair the same exact way. Winona, get your fingers out my pocket!
But I digress. She looks lovely. That's all.

SOLD OUT!


Foiled again!

Today was the day to scramble to your local Whole Foods and secure an oh-so-trendy and enviro-friendly "I'm Not A Plastic Bag," which has been selling out all over the world. Unfortch, if you were not up at the butt-crack of dawn and waiting in line when the store opened...it's too late for you, my lovelies.

By the time I got to the store, the bags had BEEN gone. Mind you, doors opened at 8 am, I rolled up around a quarter to 10. What can I say, Elle is just never that pressed. Green people, on the other hand, they don't play!
For those of you who are anti all of this it-bag craziness, maybe this bag is more your cup of tea:




LOL! I think that just about says it all. They are available here, and no standing in line!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Guess the Mess!

Only ______ could get away with this. Can you guess the mess?
Click here to find out!
Image via Bossip

Street Style: Hempstead


Fashion designers have always been inspired by what they see on the street. By paying attention to what the cool, stylish kids are wearing now, you can forecast what the trends will be next year and even beyond. Street style blogs from New York to Paris to Milan to Copenhagen document the fashion-forward, who's looks range from outrageous and anti-establishment to charming and Victorian. Street style is infinitely inspirational not only because it's an indication of what real people are wearing, but also because it always challenges me to think creatively about fashion and to dress beyond what is my "norm." That is really what style is all about.

I say all that to say, I love this man/boy! We ran in to him this past weekend, and mind you, this was not a 80's party. Street Style: Hempstead, bitches!

News Desk Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Erosion Kills 16, Sacks 180 Families in Anambra

Awka—At least 16 people from Ifite Dunu community in Dunukofia Local Government Area of Anambra State have lost their lives to a devastating erosion in the community. Also, over 180 families have been sacked by erosion so far and they had fled the community and became refugees in some neighboring towns. MORE>>

Court Remands Kalu, Turaki in Prison Custody

ABUJA — FORMER governor of Jigawa State, Alhaji Ibrahim Saminu Turaki, standing trial at a Federal High Court, Abuja for alleged stealing of N30 billion public funds broke down in tears, yesterday, moments after Justice Binta Murtala Nyarko ordered that he be remanded in prison custody pending hearing and determination of his bail application. MORE>>

Iwu in US, Defends Yar'Adua's Election

Echoes of the disputed elections in Nigeria have again reverberated in Washington, with Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) Chairman, Maurice Iwu, defending the victory of President Umaru Yar'Adua. MORE>>

Dokubo-Asari wants OBJ Tried at International Court

HEAD of the Niger Delta Volunteer Force (NDVF), Alhaji Mujaheed Dokubo-Asari, has said that the Niger Delta will not witness peace until former President Olusegun Obasanjo is tried in the International Court of Justice for crimes against humanity. MORE>>

Monday, July 16, 2007

Rihanna Covers Paper Mag

Rihanna is looking gorge* on the cover of Paper Magazine. I love this softer look for her; it's a nice deviation from her current "Good Girl Gone Bad" black leather/edged out image. And she is working her angles! I'm a little obsessed with posture lately, (blame Tim Gunn's Guide to Quality, Taste and Style) and hers here is exquisite. Bellisima!

The pictures inside however...ummm...take a look for yourselves.














Images via: Dlisted
*gorgeous

Style Find: Wayfarers


Image via: Fashionising
This is definitely one of those trends that you either love or hate, but every celeb hipster worth their salt is rockin a pair of Raybans' iconic Wayfarer sunglasses right now. Of course, that means it was time for your girl Elle to get on the bandwagon. Although you can get an authentic pair for $100 plus, why splurge on an item you will most likely be looking at with disgust next year? I got mine here for a steal ($12.99 plus shipping).
They are super cute: they give me a geeky chic, quiet cool look that I'm loving. These are a great alternative for those of you who are over the huge, bug-eyed sunglasses that have been everywhere the past couple of years.
What do you think? Are these a must or a bust?