Monday, January 5, 2009

Mark Your Crackberries! Free Cosmetics! Seriously.

J’Adore Eau de Parfum (15 ml)

January 20, 2009 is a HUGE day in the USA. Not only is President Barack Obama taking his rightful place in the Oval Office, but beginning that day, as part of a wicked class action settlement, major department stores will be handing out $175 million worth of free cosmetics! Joy comes in the morning! All we have to do is show up at any of the stores listed below and fill out a short form stating that you bought something there during the period of 1994-2004. And I mean really, who hasn't? No prior proof of purchase or receipt required!

Products will be distributed for a maximum of seven days, while supplies last, on a first come, first served basis, so get there early!

The stores that will be participating in the settlement product distribution are:

  • Bergdorf Goodman
  • Bergner’s
  • Bloomingdale’s
  • Boston Store
  • Carson Pirie Scott
  • Dillard’s
  • Gottschalks
  • Herberger’s
  • Macy’s
  • Neiman Marcus
  • Nordstrom
  • Parisian
  • Saks Fifth Avenue
  • Younkers

Each person can request a maximum of ONE free cosmetics product from ONE of the Manufacturer Defendants listed below, which totally sucks because I was planning on heading straight to Short Hills Mall and going from Neimans to Nordstrom to Saks to Bloomies, filling out forms and collecting my free products! Oh well, one will have to do.

The following is a list of the Manufacturer Defendants and the products to choose from:

Boucheron (USA) Ltd.: Femme Eau de Toilette (1 ounce/30 ml) $37.00

Chanel, Inc.: Coco Mademoiselle Body Lotion (3.4 fluid oz) $19.99

Christian Dior Perfumes, Inc.
: J’Adore Eau de Parfum (15 ml) $26.80

Clarins U.S.A., Inc.
(customers will have a choice of ONE of two products, while supplies last): Clarins Energizing Morning Cream (30 ml) $19.99 OR Clarins Beauty Flash Balm (30 ml) $19.99

Conopco, Inc. (distributed by Coty, Inc. on behalf of Conopco, Inc.) (customers will have a choice of ONE of three products, while supplies last): Calvin Klein Euphoria Bath and Shower Crème (6.7 oz) $26.99 OR Vera Wang Princess Body Polish (5 oz) $11.99 OR Lovely Sarah Jessica Parker Shower Gel (6.7 oz) $17.38

The Estée Lauder Companies Inc.
(customers will have a choice of ONE of two products, while supplies last): Estée Lauder Advanced Night Repair (15 ml/0.5 oz) $23.25 OR Clinique Moisture Surge (30 ml/1 oz) $31.70

Guerlain, Inc.
: My Insolence Eau de Toilette (15 ml)

L’Oréal USA, Inc.
(formerly known as Cosmair, Inc.) (customers will have a choice of ONE of eight products, while supplies last): Lancôme UV Expert 20 $27.95 OR Lancôme Cils Design Pro Mascara $27.00 OR Lancôme Fatale Mascara $12.50 OR Lancôme Courbe Virtuose Mascara $23.50 OR Lancôme Primordial Skin Defense $10.90 OR Ralph Lauren Romance Shower Gel (6.7 oz.) $37.50 OR Giorgio Armani ACM Shower Gel (6.7 oz) OR Lancôme Hypnôse Shower Gel $38.50

Parfums Givenchy, Inc.
: Very Irresistible Givenchy Eau de Toilette (15 ml)

I am all over the mini J'adore EDP spray. What product will you choose?

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