Showing posts with label Corruption. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Corruption. Show all posts

Friday, December 17, 2010

Hoha! (Pointblank): Show People

"It feels really good to get the OBE but I dropped it on the floor. So that was a bit embarrassing. I'm just glad I didn't trip over."..."I feel really, really privileged to be here, especially as there are so many people who have done amazing things here. My Winnie Mandela part was my favourite ever I think. A character like her is such an iconic character and she has all the ingredients; you get the chance to play the whole gamut of emotions."

-------Actress and Academy Award nominee, Sophie Okonedo on dropping the OBE Medal on the feet of Prince Charles of Wales during the award ceremony.


"The Department of Justice and the Securities and Exchange Commission investigated that joint venture extensively and found no suggestion of any impropriety by Dick Cheney in his role of CEO of Halliburton."... "U.S. regulators collected $1.28 billion in penalties and criminal fines in the Bonny Island case after settling charges of violating the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, a 1977 law that bans the bribery of foreign officials to obtain business."

-------The Wall Street Journal reports on "Nigeria drops bribery charges against Cheney, Haliburton.
Cheney's cartoon by Cox & Forkum


“I have travelled far and wide, but I'm proud to tell you that no country can match our rich culture in Nigeria. The natural resources like good locations are already there for us, so it is left to maximise the privilege,”...“I can't shoot a low budget film because it will underrate my status. I learnt that some people shoot for as low as N300,000 or there about in Nigeria, but I can tell you that such film cannot go anywhere internationally. The international market is my target, so I have to put things in the right perspectives to achieve that conveniently. All I want now is good indigenous script.”...

-------Nollywood filmmaker Ademola Olanibi on why he 'can't shoot a low budget film.'

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Hoha! (Pointblank): Hear the Talkingheads

"The theme of this meeting is a crucial one for our country. Nigeria is currently going through a series of trials but most urgent are the abject poverty facing the country's citizens and the weak state of our societal sector, particularly the education and health sectors...The Nigerian government no matter how noble its intentions cannot address these challenges on its own...in fact, in all developed countries, the implementation of social projects is never the sole responsibility of government...I retired from the service early at 41 years because I got to the top early. I started shipping business and became reasonably rich...Twelve years ago I was allocated an oil block by the late Head of State, General Sani Abacha near Sao Tome and Nigeria. We discovered a lot of oil...It was at this junction I decided to establish a foundation which I have committed $100m to..."

-------Bloodthirsty cannibal Theophilus Yakubu Danjuma on giving away his loot to charity.



WHEN on February 9, 2010, precisely 78 days after President Umaru Yar'Adua effectively abdicated his office, the Senate of the National Assembly passed a resolution mandating Vice President Goodluck Jonathan to act as president pending the return of his principal, it pleaded necessity as justification for the action. The plea seemed so unimpeachable that the House of Representatives immediately reversed its earlier rejection of a similar motion to align itself with the upper chamber. Even the Federal Executive Council directly charged with the task of salvaging the situation under Section 144 of the constitution but which, to its eternal shame, chose at every turn to pronounce the president fit for office also did the somersault...But while the National Assembly has contrived a temporary and unsavoury reprieve from our determined march towards anarchy, its action remains questionable even by those who called loudly for that very outcome. Their position is best represented by the Action Congress party and ex-Representative Farouk Aliyu Adamu who has filed a suit. Speaking through its publicity secretary, AC declared the resolution "illegal," being outside the ambit of Section 145 of the Constitution which spells out the mode and manner the vice president can become the Acting President. According to AC, far from rescuing the nation from the brink of disaster, the National Assembly had instead brought us "closer to the abyss." The party urged Jonathan to see his elevation as "nothing but a Greek Gift designed to do him in."

-------Ogaga Ifowodo on The Necessity of a Sovereign National Conference



“I have no problem with the NFF. After the pressure and tension of the competition, it is obvious one needs rest. My contract is clear. The team B of the Eagles is my idea and so it is no big deal...I have not even seen any letter yet from the NFF and I no longer read newspapers because the criticisms have been too much from all angles...Section 10 sub-section 2.6 of the Amodu, NFF contract states, 'He (the head coach) must be irrevocably committed to work with the Technical Adviser, in the event the NFF decides to engage one.' Also, Article 1.5 of the contract reads, “The national team(s) shall mean the senior male national team (A), the Super Eagles or other national representatives which shall be under the supervision of the head coach...The chairman of the technical committee, Chief Taiwo Ogunjobi, said recently that I was in charge and my contract also says so...Let me also state that the NFF is still implementing my programmes till date. I have already prepared a programme for the March 3 friendly with Paraguay. I am just human and it is difficult to understand why people descended on me and the team heavily after the Nations Cup despite winning a broze medal at the event...My contract is my bible and so far I am still conscious of not going anyway out of the agreement I had with the NFF.”

-------Coach Shaibu Amodu on him still being in charge of the Super Eagles.



“All my life, I’ve been a very private person. This is a new ball game for me, I must be honest. But because of the office I hold, as a goldfish, you have no hiding place. But like I tell my colleagues, the responsibility we need to show our people is how we have made their lives better. Whenever something like this award happens, what we say is; ‘the reward for hard work is more work.’ So, it raises the bar of expectation on us, but we see that bar of expectation not as a burden, rather, it is a vote of confidence in our ability to do it...We’ve stopped seeing problems in this government, we’re looking for solutions. Every criticism that we get invites us to a realisation that there’s an urgent need to do more...Even in the most prosperous economy, there are education issues, security issues, even of more complex nature than we have to deal with. These problems, as long as the human race remains, will task the minds, the skills, the intellect of leaders across the world. It’s a problem of humanity. But the upside to the report is that 140 cities were ranked across the world. In Nigeria, Lagos was the only city mentioned. So we see that as an upside...I wish to leave behind a Lagos that will be able to actualise its huge potentials, a safe home for all those who choose to make it home, a city-state that will retain its pre-eminent position in the country, in the sub-region, in the continent, and even globally. A city that will also be able to provide for all those who served her, when we’re no longer able to fend for ourselves.”

-------Lagos State Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola on receiving Sun News' Man of the Year Award.


“Sergeant-at-Arms, shut that door; I say shut that door, shut that door...A Bill for an Act to Prescribe Investment in Petroleum Refineries as a Condition for Licensing and Operation of Oil Producing Companies in Nigeria and other Matters Connected thereto 2010.”

-------Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mr. Dimeji Bankole shutting out lawmakers over lateness.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Nigerian Jungle Blues: Ghetto Life Images IV

Garbage lines the street in this Ajegunle slum in Lagos where an estimated 3 million people live. Photo by Stephanie Giry/Boston Globe


How far is Ajegunle from Ikoyi? Apparently not that far if there are good, accessible roads, It is obvious the political elite is breathtakingly rich, and very small. Remarkably little of it trickles down. Part of this is because the super rich keep their money and spend it overseas. Photo courtesy of Los Angeles Times


Holy Cow! A nation that is rich in oil reserves? Photo by Punch


"Home for all"? They must be kiddying me! A Punch photo


Afternoon jump in the Ajegunle jungle as the DJ spins. Photo courtesy of Out There.


Nosamu Street in the crime-ridden, densely populated Ajegunle of Lagos. Photo courtesy of Vanguard.


What a life! Photo courtesy of Punch


Yes oo! Na real rumble in the jungle. Image courtesy of African Photos.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Nigerian Jungle Blues and Saturday Cartoons

At least, three choice properties believed to have been acquired by the immediate past governor of Sokoto State, Alhaji Attahiru Bafarawa,with alleged stolen public funds, have been traced by the Economic and other Financial Crimes Commission, (EFCC). The buildings are one each in Abuja, Bafarawa (the ex-governor’s home town) and London. He was arrested in Abuja last Wednesday by operatives of the EFCC as he left a meeting of the evolving Mega Party. MORE @ VANGUARD


SOURCE: BLACK NEWS


"Uni-Port undergraduates defiled by ex-militants." SOURCE: PUNCH


SOURCE: GUARDIAN

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Naija Dailies Cartoons

SOURCE: GUARDIAN


SOURCE: SUN NEWS ONLINE


SOURCE: NIGER DELTA STANDARD

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Nigerian Jungle Blues: Ghetto Life Images II

What a life!


Na real wah! A nation that boasts of abundant natural resources and human capital.


Makes Compton and South Central Los Angeles look like heaven. Of course, Compton and South Central LA is heaven compared to anywhere in Naija.


Who cares? That's what it's all about.


Apparently it all means the world is a ghetto. Scenes from Aba Township. Images courtesy of KEVIN ANI/NSIBIDI PRESS


"Day of Hell in Lagos after downpour": From Ogba to Ikeja, Oshodi to Mile Two, Festac, Apapa, CMS, the story was the same. For those going to Tin-Can and Apapa, it was hell. Commuters who were able to board commercial buses could not get to their destinations eventually as most of them had to disembark on the way to begin the homeward journey early enough. According to them, it was no use continuing the journey since it was obvious they might not get to their offices before close of work time. VANGUARD


Erosion-ridden Anambra, Courtesy of Wazobaa


Abatete: Improper dumping of refuse in Anambra state has heightened the impact of erosion. Photo by Hilary Uguru/IRIN


Around Onitsha Market. Image courtesy of AFRIPOL

Thursday, December 18, 2008

CARTOON: Still Inept and Corrupt

SOURCE: GUARDIAN NEWSPAPERS

Of all ex-governor Lucky Igbinedion did in Edo State looting an entire state treasury, he is walking away without jail time as a doctored and bastardized judiciary found him guilty of one count charge some hours ago in an Enugu court room presided over by Justice Abdulahi Kafarati on the grounds of a so-called Section 18 Subsection 1 of the Money Laundering Act 2004, which gave him an option of a fine. That country, Nigeria, is something else.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Newsroom Update


Indicted Representative William Jefferson of Louisiana Loses Seat in House Runoff Election

The investigation of Jefferson began in 2005 when Jefferson was videotaped by the FBI receiving cash in leather briefcases in Virginia for a deal in Ghana that he wanted a financial stake in. The money was to be split with the Nigerian Vice President to insure that their contracts would go forward. READ MORE>>>

Nigeria opposition doubts Yar'Adua's electoral reform

Lagos, Nigeria - Angered by the recent praises heaped on the embattled Nigeria's electoral boss Maurice Iwu by Vice President Goodluck Jonathan, the country's opposition has expressed doubts that the government is serious about its much touted electoral reform. READ MORE>>>

Jailed: The prayer group fraudster who swindled worshipers out of tens of thousands of pounds

A pensioner who used 'prayer sessions' to help defraud a church minister and a worshipper out of tens of thousands of pounds, has been jailed for 18 months.
Serial fraudster Richard Abeson, currently wanted by Belgian police for a similar con, claimed he was a wealthy Nigerian oil trader READ MORE>>>

From Refugee to State Rep

Of all the people running for state Representative this year, Richard Komi was probably the only one who listed "refugee camp survivor" on his campaign literature. Before arriving in Manchester, he spent over three years in a camp in Benin after fleeing his native Nigeria. READ MORE>>>

IT helps spread African democracy

Technology’s capacity to further electoral democracy in Africa first grabbed attention in 2000. Mobile phone coverage had spread across Senegal, allowing reporters to phone in results before they were announced officially, and independent radio stations were flourishing. READ MORE>>>

Asia's age-old battle with the pirates

The recent seizure of a giant oil tanker off Somalia may be one of the most audacious attacks by pirates, but for people here in South East Asia, it's an old and familiar story. READ MORE>>>

Early Ghana presidential election results show tight race

ACCRA - Early results on Monday from Ghana’s presidential vote, widely seen as a test of Africa’s ability to conduct a democratic election, signalled a tight race that may require a run-off. READ MORE>>>

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Bizarre Happenings Around The Globe

You’re not gonna believe this. The Japanese workers have been told to leave work early to avoid demographic disaster on the basis many couples are simply too tired to have sex after long hours cracking their laptops. In a conducted survey, many couples said they haven’t had sex in a couple of months because they did not have the energy.

With the Japanese birth rate dropping dramatically and the fear of population instability, Japan's labor ministry now plans to exempt employees with children under the age of three from working long hours, so they could have enough energy for procreation. Ain't that something?

Japan has the lowest birth rate and if it continues, its population would drop by almost 30 percent by 2050, and that would be a serious demographic problem. Whatever happened to Viagra and those dangerously fantasized pills? I did not make this up. Seriously!

Well, if the labor bill passes with paid time off to guarantee a greater sexual drive, the Japanese population may explode to nearly 200 million by 2050.

Now hear this. In another related survey conducted by the Singen Institute of Condom Consultancy, a German consultancy group that provides counseling on condoms, the study showed the French need the largest condoms which suggest they have penis measuring about 6.09 inches or more while the Greek had a moderate size.

The survey was conducted by asking 10,500 men from 25 different countries to measure their penis and enter the number into a database. I wonder if Nigerians, Liberians, Zairians, Ghanaians, South Africans and Cameroonians were in this survey because of their increasingly desire for sex. Amazing!

The Mexican drug lords are scarring every part of that Latino enclave to death. The hospital scene in “The Godfather” has, for sure, been replicated in a typical Michael Corleone saving his hospitalized father from a deadly hit squad. But the difference here is that in Mexico doctors are caught in the middle of fierce drug war where an estimated 5,000 people have died so far this year.

In Nigeria, politics of intimidation has become the order of the day with the continuous harassment of the nation’s former Economic and Financial Crimes Commission Czar Mallam Nuhu Ribadu, who for the past couple of weeks has been on the eye of the microscope concocted by the fat cats of allegedly the James Ibori gang and Orji Kalu's demonic gangsters who have been in a position to buy politicians by reason of their loots from the treasury and their illegal campaign contributions.

As the bizarre intimidation of Ribadu continues making a mockery of our democratic dispensation, I see the press for not rising to the occasion. The press is not doing much which makes Nigeria journalism dangerously weak.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

News Desk Sunday, October 5, 2008

Niger Delta gives me nightmares —Yar'Adua

PRESIDENT Umaru Musa Yar’Adua yesterday said that the Niger Delta crisis gives his administration nightmares. He regretted that the crisis in the region had become a major concern to the Federal Government...MORE>>>

Presidency, Senate Begin Fresh Probe Of Oil Companies

THE probe of the activities of the nation's oil industry may enter a new gear within the next few weeks when the Senate turns its searchlight on the international operators of the upstream sector. MORE>>>

Fraud: Pastor sells landlord’s house for N13m

Delta State Police Command, Asaba, has again recorded another major breakthrough when its men apprehended a man of God who thought his long-conceived ambition to join the millionaire pastors had been achieved. MORE>>>

Corrupt leaders should be executed — Northern CAN scribe

Secretary of the Northern Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), Elder Saidu Dogo has advocated death sentence for corrupt leaders as the only way to checkmate corruption in the country. MORE>>>

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Guardian Newspapers Editorial October 1, 2008

Nigeria at 48


The very fact that the government is not rolling out the drums and celebrating is an uncomplimentary testimonial of the country's self-assessment 48 years today since it gained independence from Britain. Instead, as has been the practice for many years running, the government opted for a low-key celebration with a concomitant call for sober reflection. In the light of the many difficulties that still bolt the country down, it is easy to appreciate the sombre mood on this occasion. While Nigerians continue to hope for a brighter day, the national condition worsens from year to year. There is virtually no sector, or aspect of our national life, which offers cause for good cheer.

It is now in the very distant past that Nigerians remember how the independence anniversary celebrations went. Children who have come of age do not have the foggiest idea of the celebrations of yesteryears. Those, of course, were the good old times, or when things had not degenerated tragically from bad to worse to unbearable. Although celebrations should take place in a meaningful context, the recurrent low-key independence anniversary is inadvertently fostering a dysfunctional socialisation of the younger generation. They are being taught that there is nothing to crow about with regard to the country. The obvious danger is that it breeds and reinforces a sense of faithlessness in the country. Is it any surprise, therefore, that the youth do not see any future for themselves in the country, and are thus eager and willing to take grave risks just to get out of Nigeria?

Nigeria at 48 is an unhappy milestone. Missed opportunities, continuing failures and rising lamentations are the more visible features of the country today. There is practically no sector about which there is happy news. Indeed, the country's persistent difficulties are well articulated in the contemplated solutions proffered by the seven-point agenda of incumbent President Umaru Yar'Adua. All over the country, with the scandalous exception of Abuja, infrastructure under the care of Federal, state and local governments is in utter decay. Roads are cratered as if bombed out in a prolonged war. Where Nigerians are not in darkness, individual power generators are polluting the environment with noise and deadly fumes. Poverty is deepening in the midst of an unprecedented boom in crude oil receipts. The life of the average citizen is worth practically so little, as indicated by the alarming level of insecurity in the country. Health care is atrocious, and leaders who should see to its efficacy frequently seek the escapist option of flying abroad for their own medicare needs. For a nation that has made a slogan of striving to become one of the world's 20 most developed economies by year 2020, the appalling state of education mocks that otherwise laudable ambition.

However, while Nigerians are entitled to be harsh in their assessment of their country, it may not be bad news all around. Nigerians have not lost their creativity, their resilience, and their forbearance. On the basis of the capability of the average Nigerian, the country should be up there among the big players on the globe. It is hardly surprising that Nigerians who have been choked out of the country readily establish themselves as achievers in their adopted abode abroad. Which goes to show that, combined with the country's vast natural resources unmatched anywhere on the continent, Nigeria can truly be great. But that is the usual refrain of merely celebrating our potential, rather than the translation of such potential into achievement.

The greatest challenge that Nigeria faces is precisely how and when to catalyse its abundant human and natural resources. It is a paradox that a country, which has done so well for itself abroad, is so dismal in its domestic performance. In spite of its immense local challenges, Nigeria has often validated its self-assigned role of the Big Brother in Africa. This was exemplified, for instance, by the country's landmark contributions to the continent's decolonisation process. In Angola, Zimbabwe, Namibia and, lastly, South Africa, Nigeria was at the forefront in boosting the independence and freedom struggles in the remaining bastions of colonialism on the continent. More essentially, Nigeria put its money where its mouth was.

In many respects, Nigeria's dogged engagement in the continent's decolonisation process marked the golden era of the country's foreign policy, which very appropriately earmarked Africa as the cornerstone of its diplomatic exertions. It is fairly certain that, without the firm and active support provided unhesitantly by Nigeria, the liberation struggle in the Southern African sub-region might have taken much longer with the attendant consequences of frustration.

Furthermore, as a wave of internal strife ripped through West Africa in the 1990s, creating one deadly civil war after another, Nigeria also sacrificed its men and resources in pacifying and stabilizing the troubled sub-region. These selfless efforts paid off handsomely with the return of Liberia to normalcy after a 17-year civil war. The icing on the achievement was that Liberia then produced Africa's first elected female President. The story of contribution has been the same for Sierra Leone. Nigeria also played a significant role in steering Togo from the precipice in the post-Eyadema crisis. In addition, Nigeria's peacekeeping role in Darfur, Sudan, is the latest among many such earlier endeavours in Lebanon and elsewhere. Indeed, Africans have Nigeria to thank for its regular contributions to the sustenance of continental and sub-regional institutions, such as the African Union and the Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS).

What remains worrisome is Nigeria's disconcerting inability to convert its international goodwill and experience into revving up its domestic accomplishments and profile. With the multifarious challenges that the country faces, many are understandably despondent about Nigeria's capacity to make meaningful progress. But we must be hopeful, because the country is not in a situation that is altogether hopeless. Nigeria's situation, with its array of resources, can be likened to one in which a chef has all the ingredients and condiments that he needs to prepare a tasteful and healthy meal. We have always got it wrong. But we would get it right when we catalyse our resources.

Barely two months ago, we berated ourselves over the country's woeful performance at the high-stakes Beijing Olympics. We did not prepare, and we did not achieve much. Yet, it is beyond argument that there is virtually no sport in which Nigerians cannot be world-beaters. Whether it is in swimming, canoeing, archery, shooting, gymnastics and a range of events that at present look arcane and forbidding. Look around you, and the evidence is glaring that the country possesses the raw talent to excel in these sports, as in many other areas of human endeavour. But we must plan; we must be focused on the ultimate goal of planting ourselves among the very best. If we make the effort, we would soar to the heavens.

The role of leaders as catalysts cannot be overemphasised. In this sense, leadership in politics, in government, in business and other critical areas is germane to harnessing the country's abundant talents and opportunities. Sadly, political and governmental leaders have been well below par. More than nine years since the advent of democracy, very little has changed positively for the people. If anything, the political class treats the people with disdain. Voters do not matter, because political leaders would rig elections anyway. Those in government do not feel accountable to the governed because political office holders do not have a sense of obligation derived from a true mandate. One obvious consequence is widespread corruption and large-scale underdevelopment. With rampant cases of graft, it seems the country is more a kleptocracy than a democracy.

Instructively, our leaders do not have a shortage of good examples from whom to borrow. Singapore and other Asian tigers with whom Nigeria was ranked pari-passu in the 1960s, have long since left Nigeria behind. But they provide abiding lessons in how Nigerian leaders should roll up their sleeves and get on with the urgent assignment of reinventing the country in a manner that gives real significance to the independence which the country attained 48 years ago today.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

News Desk Sunday, February 10, 2008

Presidential Election Petition:
Yar'Adua Plans Verdict Appeal


PRESIDENT Umaru Yar'Adua will appeal should the Presidential Election Petitions Tribunal (Appeal Court) return an unfavourable judgment against his election in the April 2007 polls. This is contrary to reports that he would not appeal such a decision. MORE>>>

Nigerian Leaders Have Stolen $400bn Since 1960, Says EFCC Boss, Larmode

OVER $400b have been stolen by Nigerian leaders from 1960 to date, the chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Ibrahim Larmode has said. MORE>>>

Iwu can’t conduct fresh polls —Yadudu, Balarabe, Rimi, others

Ahead of another gubernatorial election in Kogi State following the nullification of the election of Governor Ibrahim Idris, eminent lawyer, Professor Auwalu Yadudu, Alhaji Balarabe Musa, Alhaji Abubakar Rimi, among others, say Professor Maurice Iwu is not fit to head the INEC that will conduct fresh elections in the country. MORE>>>

Tributes as Osadebe, highlife star, makes final journey

ENCOMIUMS were poured freely by prominent politicians, muscians and sympathisers, as the late highlife maestro, Chief Stephen Osita Osadebe was laid to rest in his country home, Atani, Anambra State weekend. Osadebe whose body was brought to Atani Primary School compound by undertakers at about 12.30 p.m was laid in state for friends, sympathisers and relations to have their last glimpse of the man who was a star in the highlife music in the country for almost 40 years. He was later interred in his compound. MORE>>>

Security alert in Niger Delta as gunmen threaten more attacks

Security agencies in the Niger Delta region have put their men on the alert following intelligence report that some armed groups plan to launch a massive attack on government structures and oil companies in the region. MORE>>>