David Beckham in his Armani's (again)

Yes Lord! Yet another Emporio Armani underwear campaign has hit the streets, featuring the one and only David Beckham. Le sigh. Although these ads are not giving me the hot flashes that previous ones have (I think it's the hair), Becks is still one of the most perfect specimens alive.

Victoria and (more importantly) David Beckham for Emporio Armani

Thank you Shebus! After the international spectacle that was David Beckham's first set of ads for Emporio Armani’s underwear line (I swear I almost ran off the road in the middle of Manhattan), this time Emporio is giving us two Beckhams for the price of one spring ad campaign. Let's be real though, Victoria, as feeeirrce as she is looking in these shots, is just icing on the seven layer cake that is David in his underwear. My god. He is worth every penny of the $40 million they are paying him.





Fiyah! Methinks I have found my newest laptop wallpaper. Now all I need is another Calvin Klein underwear campaign featuring Djimon Hounsou...

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Heels are so last year

Posh Becks once again served it up for the haters at her Macy's perfume launch over the weekend. I can't with her. Some women can't even walk in heels, and this bish is doing point in 5 1/2 inch heel-less latex boots. I have no words. Fierce doesn't do her justice. She even managed to outshine David Beckham, which is no easy task, people.


The oh-so-demure Antonio Berardi originals are custom-made thigh-high PVC boots that retail for £3,300. But Berardi is an old friend of the Beckhams (he made their wedding reception outfits nine years ago) so I'm quite sure Posh got the low low.

You have to admit, the boots are feroshe* but did anyone actually see her walking in them? I have a feeling her handlers pushed her in a wheelchair from location to location and propped her up for the cameras.

Sooo, the question remains: would you throw caution to the wind, damn the haters, and wear these boots?

*ferocious, darling

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What What (In the Butt)

I knew there was a reason I laughed through this video (for like the 15th time) this morning. Feast your eyes on a just leaked unconfirmed photo of Becks from an upcoming issue of Attitude magazine, a UK gay publication. (Miss A try not to drool on your keyboard). Okay but do you see Miss Honey doing the booty toot! Those muscles are flexed! How in the hell is he doin? He wants it in his butt. In his butt. Posh and Becks need to just come out with a sex tape already. You know Posh rocks the strap-on!

Fug Faceoff

A tale of two fugs...

I hate this dress. B-list celebs on the other hand, freakin love it. Vivica wore it at the 2007 BET Awards, while Jenny McCarthy rocked it this past weekend at Vicki and David Beckham's Welcome Party in L.A. In my book, Jenny has the edge here because at least hers doesn't resemble body paint. Take it one size up next time, Viv.
What do you think? Who wore it best?

Posh and Becks: The Takeover

Highlights from their hot spread in W Magazine...

Fire!