The 8 Brides of Teri Hatcher

Desperate House-ho Teri Hatcher did a spread for NY Times Magazine where she dressed as eight different types of brides. Fun! She actually looks pretty good in these shots. Let's take a gander, while I try to figure out what type of bride she is portraying:

Traditional/Eighties Bride

Glamour Bride/Stepford Wife

Black Widow Bride?

Hippie Bride

Cougar Bride

Bollywood Bride

Lesbionic Bride

Homewrecker Bride/Trophy Wife