Open Letter to Keyshia Cole

My darling lil olive loaf,

First, let me thank you for the hood-tastic entertainment that is your reality show. Last episode when your mom flipped that chair I had flashbacks from "Crackheads Gone Wild." Fun-ny. But there are more pressing matters at hand. You were spotted on TRL this week wearing what I can only call a cream and white fright. I need answers. Is that a skirt? Is that a shirt? Where does one end and the other begin? Were you told there was a Winter Wonderland theme? Pickle, your outfit is clouding my mind with confusion and white noise. Please ask your stylist to back away from the sewing machine and stop ripping up old sweaters. You FINALLY have the right hair color and style, but everything doesn't have to match, cupcake. In closing...and you knew this was coming...you shoulda let this go. *Rimshot!*

Luh you still, Elle

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