Monday, September 17, 2007

The Three Looks of Christina


The diva Christina did what she does best on Emmy night, sang her pregnant patootie off and glammed up the place with her usual over-the-top flair. She was a whirlwind of makeup, hair bleach, and décolletage...oh how I heart thee Christina! Never to be outdone, Miss A had one gown for her red carpet arrival, another gown for her performance with Tony Bennett, and a party frock for the after-affair. Which one do we like best?





Although I like this Valentino gown in theory, methinks it makes her already petite frame look stubby. And a bow right under the bustle is never flattering, especially on a pregnant woman. Just say no Chrissy!








Now this look is much better. Great color in a flattering column shape with a strapless sweetheart neckline. You're gorgeous girl! Now get down from that piano!







Finally, here she is with the Daddy-to-be in a bright blue bubble skirted strapless number. Um...there's a lot going on here. Way too much Malibu Barbie lipstick, dangerously close to a nip-slip, and shining like a Hanukkah present. I'll pass.