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Christina Aguilera Pregnancy Pictures

Look into my crystal ball...

Tell me, my loves, what do you see? If you said, a tragic tranny mess, you're close. If you said Christina Aguilera in 20 years, you win! Okay, I'm kidding, Christina will look like this in half that time.

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Actually, this is the Puerto Rican diva, Ivy Queen. She's one hot bitch. Don't even try to fight the hotness that is Ivy. Her acrylics are like cryptonite to you haters. I almost choked when I saw her stage age. 35? Honey, your implants are damn near 40. Stop playing.

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Photo via Dlisted

Oh Cristina

That makeup is 12 shades of wrong. Grey blush? Where does one find such a thing? Please pray for her seed. You just know she will have that baby in bronzer at 8 weeks.

The Three Looks of Christina

The diva Christina did what she does best on Emmy night, sang her pregnant patootie off and glammed up the place with her usual over-the-top flair. She was a whirlwind of makeup, hair bleach, and décolletage...oh how I heart thee Christina! Never to be outdone, Miss A had one gown for her red carpet arrival, another gown for her performance with Tony Bennett, and a party frock for the after-affair. Which one do we like best?





Although I like this Valentino gown in theory, methinks it makes her already petite frame look stubby. And a bow right under the bustle is never flattering, especially on a pregnant woman. Just say no Chrissy!

Now this look is much better. Great color in a flattering column shape with a strapless sweetheart neckline. You're gorgeous girl! Now get down from that piano!

Finally, here she is with the Daddy-to-be in a bright blue bubble skirted strapless number. Um...there's a lot going on here. Way too much Malibu Barbie lipstick, dangerously close to a nip-slip, and shining like a Hanukkah present. I'll pass.