Friday, October 12, 2007

Battle of the Fug

Juliette Lewis and her cranberry beret

Something must be in the water. Recently, way too many celebs have been out and about with seriously ill-advised headwear. Don't get me wrong, there is a special place in my heart for sequin berets, turbans, and even oversized knit hats with chains hanging off of them, but the key is wearing them with the correct ensemble. Case in point: Juliette Lewis. A sequin beret is one thing, a red sequin beret is a whole other thing, but a red sequin beret paired with a red sequin shirt, is just 12 kinds of wrong.
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Oh Beyonce, how I love thee. I know where you were going with this. "Hey, I'm in between weaves and nothing says fierce like a turban!" But please remember, turbans work best two places: in the bedroom with lingerie, and on a beach with swimwear. NEVER on the street with jeans and get-em girl earrings.
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Let me just say that Rihanna has been looking fantabulously fashionable lately and I'm loving every minute of it. But I've already warned her about the high-waisted pants and now she's gone off the deep end: high-waisted acid wash jeans! Why Lord? I could get past the woolly mammoth of a hat if it wasn't for the rest of it. Oy, I'm dizzy, I can't look anymore.
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So tell me, if there was a gun to your head, which hat would you be seen out and about in?
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Photos via Just Jared, Dlisted and Oh No They Didn't