"If I could turn back tiooome...."

This week, the girl everyone loves to hate, Heidi Montag, debuted her new song, "Fashion." No one cares but the good news is we now have photographic evidence as to what Heidi will look like in 20 (scratch that) 10 years...

Okay, make it 5.

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Look into my crystal ball...

Tell me, darling, what do you see? If you said two homeless people in a go-cart, you're close. If you said Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson in five years, you are corrrrrrect!

It's actually Anthony Keidis and his baby mama, but tell me Pete and Ash aren't a couple years, a couple hundred packs of cigarettes and one unplanned pregancy away...

Look into my crystal ball...

Tell me, my loves, what do you see? If you said, a tragic tranny mess, you're close. If you said Christina Aguilera in 20 years, you win! Okay, I'm kidding, Christina will look like this in half that time.

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Actually, this is the Puerto Rican diva, Ivy Queen. She's one hot bitch. Don't even try to fight the hotness that is Ivy. Her acrylics are like cryptonite to you haters. I almost choked when I saw her stage age. 35? Honey, your implants are damn near 40. Stop playing.

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Photo via Dlisted