I can't. But I must. For the love of fashion, I will dignify this relationship with a post. I kept waiting for this whole story to show up on Pop Fiction but no such luck. Dammit.
So for the shenanigans, the twosome chose to wear matching off white, him in a Balenciaga tux and her in an ankle length form fitting gown by Nile Cmylo. “And Louboutins — I can wear high heels with Nick because he’s tall. Flats are not in my repertoire,” said Mrs. Mimi. Excuse me while I vomit.
I'm actually suprised that Mariah went so old-school glam. No cleavage? No leg? No diamond encrusted tiara? I'm shocked.
Let's hope the marriage lasts as long as her "Mrs. Cannon" tattoo.
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