If you're in or around New York, Los Angeles, Dallas or Detroit, The Wendy Williams Show debuts today on a television near you! I love me some Wendy so I am beyond excited for the mess that will be her show. In honor of her entree into the crapfest that is daytime television, why not make today a Wendy Day in your life? Here's a few ways to inject a lil Wendy into your Monday:1. Wear an animal print wrap dress, push up bra and multiple layers of an inappropriate shade of ice pink or fire engine red lipstick.
2. Belly up to the bar and order the fabulously pink sparkling drink, Nuvo. You'll love the bottle (it looks like perfume).
3. Of course, start or end every conversation with the official Wendy greeting, "How u doin?" Ex. "Hey gur! How u doin?" "Mkay, talk to you later. Oh and one more thing, how u doin?"
4. Fall in love with a thug that may or may not sexually harass your co-workers.
5. Tease and pop your hair to gargantuan proportions (Wendy is the quintessential Jersey girl).
6. Indulge your inner foodie with a deliciously decadent meal. Fork not required.
7. Laugh inappropriately. Snorting is encouraged.
8. Gossip unabashedly about celebrities, your co-workers, and your baby-cousin who's pregnant/locked up, again.
9. Finally schedule that lift/tuck/breast enhancement/Botox appointment you've been dreaming about.
10. Kick your coke habit.
11. Tell a splaboo that a toe is a toe and to put that where? Back there! Awright!?
Make it a Wendy Day!Check out an interview with Wendy about her new show, here.
Pictures lovingly swaggerjacked from all over the internets
