I am in hot lesbian love with Portia de Rossi's wedding gown! Miss P always looks glamorous and ladylike, but I am shocked and RuPauled* at how effortlessly elegant she is in that dress. Simply stunning. The gorgeously constructed cream halterneck bodice with plunging neckline is a striking counterpoint to the blush pink princess skirt. Confection perfection, darling. All courtesy of your friend and mine, Zac Posen. Oh and Ellen has on Zac Posen too. Whatevs.
*Lovingly swaggerjacked from Laverne the drag queen on "I Want to Work for Diddy"